I Wake Therefore I Bake Stoner Humor T-Shirt | 420 Wake and Bake Tee
Dark Heather / S
$23.45
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This shirt says it plain and funny: mornings start best with a joke and a joint. The soft, mid-weight cotton sits easy on the shoulders while the bold “I Wake Therefore I Bake” graphic gives off low-key stoner humor. Wear it to slow, goofy mornings at home, to chill smoke sessions with friends, or out for a laid-back coffee run where the vibe is more wink than shout. The tubular knit and taped shoulders keep the silhouette tidy wash after wash, and the ribbed collar holds its shape so the tee looks lived-in — not worn out. It pairs naturally with faded jeans, hoodies, and beanies, and reads like a private joke shared with the right crowd.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular, seamless body reduces fabric waste and creates a clean silhouette
- Twill shoulder tape and ribbed collar for shape retention and durability
- Dual-print methods (DTF on sleeves/labels, DTG on main areas) for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
I Wake Therefore I Bake Stoner Humor T-Shirt | 420 Wake and Bake Tee
$23.45