“I’m Tired of Being Awake” Graphic Tee — Conspiracy / Non-NPC Statement Shirt
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This bold graphic tee speaks to late-night thinkers and skeptical minds. The front reads “I’m Tired of Being Awake,” paired with subtle conspiracy and “non-NPC / fake news” motifs that invite knowing smiles and quiet conversations. Wear it to coffee-shop debates, underground meetups, or when you just need a shirt that matches your exhausted, questioning vibe. The fabric is sturdy yet soft, holding prints crisply while keeping a relaxed, lived-in look. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone as a statement. For people who trade small talk for deeper exchanges, this shirt feels like a wearable declaration — weary, curious, and unafraid to push against the noise.
Designed for adults who enjoy offbeat humor, late-night chats, and countercultural nods. Works well for casual hangouts, discussion groups, and alternative events where conversation matters more than conformity.
Product features
- Durable, smooth 100% cotton fabric (heather blends vary) ready for crisp prints
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork ensuring detailed, long-lasting graphics
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline, tear-away label, and OEKO-TEX and ethical cotton certifications
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |