Ain't Dead Yet, Motherfucker Cannabis Graphic Tee — Funny Stoner T-Shirt
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$30.50
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Ain't Dead Yet, Motherfucker Cannabis Graphic Tee — Funny Stoner T-Shirt
$30.50
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This bold tee speaks to slow grins and shared smoke circles. The graphic — a defiant cannabis plant paired with the blunt, unapologetic line — lands somewhere between dark humor and camaraderie. It’s lightweight but sturdy, the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to be comfortable and a little confrontational. Wear it to late-night hangouts, backyard barbecues, or low-key concerts. The relaxed crew neck and classic fit let the print do the talking while you stay easy and unbothered. For folks who collect good laughs and honest apparel, this shirt slides into rotation like an old friend.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton body (varies by color blends) for lasting wear and comfort
- Seamless tubular knit reduces bulk and fabric waste for a clean silhouette
- Ribbed, shape-retaining crew collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Dual DTF and DTG printing for crisp sleeve, neck, and main graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified fabric, EU 2-year warranty and adult-only sizing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |